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Seduction for Dummies

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  1. juankenon says:

    1:56

    I see now where my “game” has been wrong all these years. Apparently women really like it when you peer through their back door windows with a flashlight.

    Silly me for thinking that that sort of thing constituted stalking, when really its the key element in the fine art of seduction.

  2. BlackNoir says:

    Just tell her:

    “Hey, I want to fuck your face.”

    50/50 chance, baby! ;D

  3. JCragan says:

    Haha, “Women are attracted to the man that will show them the most attention” isn’t that conceded? Shallow? can you say attention whores?

    And I love how “it’s your job to show her a good time” because remember boys… she already probably has 4 other dates that week with other men… and the one that shows the most attention will get her hand for a few weeks…

  4. ramsfan195 says:

    “im k-lisa”

  5. ramsfan195 says:

    lmfao…

  6. douggyfrreshh says:

    this isnt 1954

  7. pokeamaan says:

    i like this

  8. therealbluedragon says:

    amen bother!

  9. PHAEDRIDER says:

    at 1:10 etiquette FAIL . even though he opens the door for her hes walking on the inside of the sidewalk with her closest to the curb .

  10. douggyfrreshh says:

    “women are generally attracted to men that are attracted to them” B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

  11. Reltsirk says:

    i thought at first the video was supposed to be funny. until i got to the end. that was when i lol’d pretty hard.

  12. julianish says:

    Haha, great acting! I love how “Lisa” forgot her name for a split second at 2:53! Nice save, girl!

  13. ShotgunShaena says:

    hahaha

  14. NoMercyJustCruelty says:

    This one worx: “So, when do you turn 18?”

  15. DanNinjaMan says:

    Someone should redub this with every breath you take.

  16. wowcolors says:

    an idiots guide on how not to suck at life

  17. TheDancingCookie says:

    You’ve gotta admire the courage of a dating video that begins ‘No woman wants to make love in filth’.

  18. imnevermakingavideo says:

    guy: excuse me, but you’re the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen.
    woman: oh my god you fuckin weirdo get the hell away from me!

  19. Eugene2814 says:

    this is complete bullshit

  20. CreepyMcCreep says:

    Excuse me miss, but you have the most enchanting breasts.

  21. NightShadowSword says:

    She creeps me out.

  22. ilovegoth says:

    is this for real? it is so fake and white. where are the real people?

  23. YourPrivateArea says:

    k..lisa is pretty hot.

  24. BERSERKERpoetry says:

    I wish the narrator could say “possible” properly. Now I am without confidence.

  25. superorange42 says:

    …Sounds like shes gonna get raped at your apartment. D:

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